Brothers and sisters. This particular one’s for the brothers.
When you buy the ones that say, “Ribbed for her pleasure,”
turn them inside out and they ribbed for your pleasure.
-Can I get an “Amen”? -Amen!
Now, speaking of ribs and pleasure.
Yes. For a limited time only, we are proud to present to you
our barbeque, baby back, horseradish,
mustard and peanut butter-encrusted ribs
with a slight Jagermeister infusion sprinkled with chamomile leaves
with a horseradish and dandelion salad on a bed of rice.
Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free.